Friday, November 13, 2009
A man was brought before the judge and charged with Necrophilia that is - ( making love to a dead person).
The judge told him, 'In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the key!'The man replied, 'I'll give you THREE good reasons:
1. It's none of your damn business; 2. She was my wife; and..... 3. I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!
Guys, if a lady is not moving, stop immediately and check if she is alive..!!!
Posted by SEX AND MONEY at 1:49 PM